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Death Worm
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The Footnotes
Perennial super-stars, J. Ewin’ and Mitch Watley, have finally unleashed the 2nd installment of the "Brown Frown" record series entitled "Get Morose with the Footnotes"; a tribute to the man with the plan, Mr. Gordon Lightfoot!
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Bag A' Beans (New & Old) v.5
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Why Not... 1
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Velcro Logos The Secret Jacket 1
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IT! 1
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Bag A' Beans (New & Old) v.3
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The Storm
Limited edition "Mini-Comic". Free with any Happy Medium purchase.
Preview a special 1 page edition here
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Velcro Logos Coming To 1
This special nugget from Happy Medium is in very limited supply. Act now or be forever remorseful.
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Bag A' Beans v.2
The next volume in our short-printed and numbered collectibles. This volumne is in short supply, so GITONIT!!)
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Tonic 'N' Chronic 1
The name says it all for this throwaway one-shot ashcan edition! Follow the carte blanche exploits of Green Bay’s top two veteran vice cops as they barrel through the streets, searching hither ‘n’ thither for the elusive Stephen London! It’s 5 pages of high-speed debauchery, gut-bustin’ guffaws and right-nice knee-slappers! No ennui exposition and forced characterization in this one, just ACTION, ACTION, ACTION all the way!
It was originally conceived one brisk autumn morn’ while on their merry way to reaping the just desserts of fortune and fame at Wizard World Dallas 2004. You can only imagine the kind of perfect brain-storm that must of swept through the building on that ill-fated day and spawned this soon-to-be classic tome. M. Watley provides the par excellent pen-work as well as the Shakespearian script with J. Ewin’ just along for the ride, but he’s supposedly rumored to have allegedly fouled up the whole shebang with his crude Prismacolor gray-tones. Experience for yourself the brand new comic that nobody’s talking about!!
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The Restless Death Of Velcro Logos
J. Ewin' has strayed away from the fold for his 12 page one-off episode! "Acid-Free Dreams and Prestige Promises" (unofficial title) is the debut issue of his new line of 'piss 'n' poverty' comics under the anonymous Velcro Logos pseudo imprint. Better get a blessing before you step into this booby trap! It's a blood-curdling, semi-autobiographical story that J. Ewin' started when he was laid up at the crib for a few days after his wisdom teeth surgery some 4 fleeting years ago. It doesn't deal so much with that damaging and excruciating experience, but some other wretched reality that's far bigger than the both of us.
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Bag A' Beans (New & Old) v.1
Due to the depressed economy and sub-par market appeal of our regular series "Happy Medium", Sweat Shop Press has been driven by forces beyond our control to launch a new line of pennywise, eco-safe funny books! But DON'T WORRY—we're not canceling our bigly successful, blockbuster, smash, grass-roots phenomenon series "Happy Medium", it's only in limbo while we wait to catch a break from the big-wheel barons of the Diamond Comics empire and receive the blessed boon of international distribution. Mostly basically, we're getting hosed in the back alley by the man!! But hey--enough bleating, let's address the issue at hand. "Bag a' Beans" is sort of a preview sampling of 12 ‘neverbeforeseen' stories by Ewing and Watley with a brand new, brain-numbing, black & white cover by Ewing and sometimes Watley. Most of which is slightly unfinished in certain minor ways, and will more than likely resurface at some point in the near/distant future in the pages of "Happy Medium" in a more polished manner.
Each volume will be short-printed and numbered for collectible posterity's sake, and ship on a quarterly-ish schedule. So pilfer the couch cushions, sift through the vacuum cleaner bag, smash your kid's piggy bank, do what you must to scrounge up one lousy, no-good dollar and buy this XXXXin' comic, no excuses this time…the fate of the world hangs in the balance!
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Riff Schlitz And His Magic Squares
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Happy Medium The Pupu Platter (highlights from issues 1-5)
This titillating dish serves up hit-after-hit of high-hilarity including such chiming-chestnuts as "Stuck in the Middle", "The Infinite Saturday" and "Cletus Goes a Courtin'"! PLUS--Three NEW fantabulous full-color strips by Fairchild, Ewing and Watley, respectively! This is the bandwagon pick-up point you've been waiting for, so don't delay--buy your copy Today!
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Happy Medium v.5 drawin' conclusions...
Just when you expect 'em to zig, they pull out a big-ol' zag on your ass! Happy Medium's fifth and final small-time issue is nothing short of sublime! Drawin' Conclusions... comes correct with 31 poignant pages and three full-color strips, not to mention the post-modern pornographic masterpiece of a cover by Mitch Watley!
This incendiary installment exhibits the work of Dick Strick-9 and One-Take Watley as they collaborate on a ten-page tale entitled Wonder! Captain Perfect weighs in as the 'penis between us' with his allegorical epic Erroneous Acquiescence!
J. Ewin's also got a brand-new bag of growths including Crowd Power, Clearance and Inertial Sorta Love! To cap off the situation, Glen, Mitch and Mike team-up for a bookend team-up (?) featuring Saucy Man and Mad Cletus!
Quit pickin' your %#$@in' nose and BUY the last local issue of Happy Medium before we blast off for the BIG-TIME!
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Happy Medium v.4 Destination: Litigation
The fabulous foresome returns again for the first time with their fourth issue Destination: Litigation. The title udders it all for this one, 31 pages of 'too close for comfort' comedy, guaranteed to make ya lower your opinion of humanity just a few more points.
In this issue, Mitch Watley and Jake Ewing deliver another applecart full of unforgettable strips such as Occidental Demise, Feeding the Incurable and The Infinite Saturday. Glen Fairchild comes through with yet another dose of classic Captain Perfect as well as the dramatic stage debut of Mad Cletus, created and scribed by the silver-tongued spitfire, Mike Roberts (our in-house Harvey Pekar).
Snatch up your copy today, and see why critics are lauding Happy Medium as the GREATEST COMIC EVER PRODUCED!
Trivial Question: Which classic Pop/R&B record cover was employed in the creation of Destination: Litigation?
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Happy Medium v.3 Livin' In Oblivion
The 'Sultans are Sin' are back again for one more unforgettable night of cock-rock chestnuts and lovelorn power ballads! J. Ewin' starts off the show and proves to be a tough act to follow with his bushel of naughty bits like "Cancer Cartoons", "Bitter Stew" and "Special Bulletin"! M.T. Watley weighs in as the penis between us with fan favorites such as "Precious Blues" (a duet w/ Ewin') and "The Weapon"! Fortunately, the professional prowess of Glen Fairchild takes over and saves the whole episode from being a complete and utter flop with his show-stoppin' selection of classic Captain Perfect crooners from the back pages of his limitless archive!
It's chock full of age-old superstitions, taboos and prejudices and comes with a money-back guarantee—GUARANTEED!!
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Happy Medium v.2 We Sold Our Looks For Comic Books
Soon to be reprinted in standard comic size with new pages, new covers and a new price—most comely!!
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Happy Medium v.1 The Gospel According To Heathens
Soon to be reprinted in standard comic size with new pages, new covers and a new price—most comely!!
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